Mini Hustler Pillows

'Your teacher called and said the school concert tickets you sold me for $20 were free.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

SALE

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"It must be still charging."

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

The New Business Power Suit

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

Take a peek 50¢

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'Will program your remotes, 25 cents each.'

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

"It's my side rustle."

"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."

Isn't It Exciting?

"The commute is rough today."

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'I'd like my pocket money in Euros this week,dad.'

"I'm an entrepreneur." "So, unemployed."

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'