Zen Bovine Appreciators T-Shirts

Cow meditating says 'Moo.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

A Venus cow trap.

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"You're famous, Angus."

THe UDDER Side

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Carpet Cows

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

It was an impulse buy.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

'You two, sort it out!'

'Pork bellies are up...'

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

COW. JUST COW.

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

Triple Sock Cow

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

'I love you guys!'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."