Zen Bovine Appreciators Pillows

Cow meditating says 'Moo.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Pull the udder one

A Venus cow trap.

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"You're famous, Angus."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Carpet Cows

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

It was an impulse buy.

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

COW. JUST COW.

'You two, sort it out!'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Triple Sock Cow

'I love you guys!'

'Pork bellies are up...'

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."