Zeitgeist Explorer T-Shirts

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

"I'm not just playing video games--I'm contributing to the zeitgeist of the times."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Chiller Theatre

Pastorius wonders why.

"Needs to get a life"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"But what if this is all there is?"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"Is this who I am?"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Scarpia's Palace

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I come from the future."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

Grandfather Clock