Zap Master Pillows

Remote control wars.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

What My Day Feels Like

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

Zenemies.

Yoga.

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"I am not asking for directions."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Covid and Restarting School

Guru.

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Spot Quiz....

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Quiz for dogs.

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Good Luck!

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"How'd I do on the test?"

"Show off."

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'