Zany Zoologist Pillows

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

Luke Flywalker.

'I'm going to have to scan, it could take a while.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

A zebra and a lion taking a selfie

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Naked Mole Rat

"This is my man cave."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'White meat or dark?'

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Animal Band.

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"I tell you what, a broken tail is a major handicap..."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

'I got scared. Unfortunately, I was standing on a concrete floor at the time...'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

"Well yes, technically, I was laughing in the face of danger, but really, I was just terrified..."

"What the hell do you mean you don't think it's mine?!"

Ophiologist

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

"I'm having an identity crisis, Doc. I'm an unguligrade, but I feel like a digitigrade."

"I can't read anything right now. We have to wait a bit: Your palm is all wrinkled..."

'I hope Daddy wins the mating fight, otherwise, we'll end up with half brothers and sisters...'

A man playing on an elephant

Predator stretches