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Old MacDonald had an Office

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Mouse real estate!

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Animal Band.

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"What the hell do you mean you don't think it's mine?!"

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

Z is for Zachary Zeus, a Zany zebra from Zambia flying a Zeppelin with an unzipped zipper while sipping Zinfandel wine with a zucchini garnish and looking oh so zippy-dee-do-da...

Time flies when you're having fun.

"Honey, did you incorporate our entire home into one of your zany health smoothies."

Acme Crazy Straws

Luke Flywalker.

Stores of grain and blessings.

"Forget it Stan - maybe one day... you could rent it."

A zebra and a lion taking a selfie

'Su casa is now mi casa.'

'I'm going to have to scan, it could take a while.'

'I'm your best friend, so I'll be honest with you--do yourself a favor and take up ping-pong.'

"Look. Living on the Green Belt makes our home worth a lot more!"

'That's NOT crickets - it's zippers!'

'A lot of rubbish. We Leos aren't that easily fooled.'

Kelly regretted not buying a dog.

"I hope you don't mind, but I'm getting a snack. That cheese you put on that trap is getting modly

"Going up...first floor...zebras antelopes and gnus second floor...young buffalo live shoppers and tourists..."

"Ask her where she keeps the mailbox key and the nutmeg."