Zany Homestead Mugs

Old MacDonald had an Office

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Animal Band.

Mouse real estate!

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"What the hell do you mean you don't think it's mine?!"

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

"Honey, did you incorporate our entire home into one of your zany health smoothies."

Z is for Zachary Zeus, a Zany zebra from Zambia flying a Zeppelin with an unzipped zipper while sipping Zinfandel wine with a zucchini garnish and looking oh so zippy-dee-do-da...

Acme Crazy Straws

Time flies when you're having fun.

Luke Flywalker.

Stores of grain and blessings.

"Forget it Stan - maybe one day... you could rent it."

A zebra and a lion taking a selfie

'I'm going to have to scan, it could take a while.'

'Su casa is now mi casa.'

'I'm your best friend, so I'll be honest with you--do yourself a favor and take up ping-pong.'

"Look. Living on the Green Belt makes our home worth a lot more!"

'That's NOT crickets - it's zippers!'

'A lot of rubbish. We Leos aren't that easily fooled.'

Kelly regretted not buying a dog.

"I hope you don't mind, but I'm getting a snack. That cheese you put on that trap is getting modly

"Going up...first floor...zebras antelopes and gnus second floor...young buffalo live shoppers and tourists..."