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The Art Student.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Mohammad's motors

"Come and get it!"

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Upper West Side Story

OM, SWEET OM

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

"Thank you."