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"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

"Pick me!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Drinks all round!!"

A Change of Scene.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"I yip, therefore I am."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

Dogs in a basket

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"No not the puppy please"

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

Alice in Wonderland - Alic e Meets a Puppy.

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

Dog

"You're right, he is smiling. Now get him to stop."

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."