Modern Yuppie T-Shirts

"My new motto is: talk softly and carry a big man purse filled with wireless devices."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"Drinks all round!!"

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Wild West Text Showdown

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

Today's Rapunzel

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

'How much is that yuppy in the window?'

A man outside of gents toilet sees sign: New Men - With Baby changing facilities.

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."

Chapter one