Modern Hippy T-Shirts

Le D?jeuner sur l'herbe - Baseball cap and Spliff.

"I've taken up meditation! - Well, it's better than sitting 'round all day doing nothing. . ."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Wifi in Hell

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Joined at the hipster.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Emergency Hipster Beard

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Eco Princess

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Spontaneous Kombucha

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

The Organic

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Peas on Earth.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Hippie on the moon

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Homing Beatnik

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

Can I get you another coffee?