Holistic Hippie T-Shirts

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Eco Princess

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Peas on Earth.

The Farmer Sutra.

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

Hippie on the moon

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"My joints... are almost done"

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

A hippie saying "Peace"

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

Turtle Haze

'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'

Ikea for hippies

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

Please keep on/off the grass.

'When they go around dressed like that, they're just looking for trouble!'

Dog Owner.

Desk Organizer: In and Far Out, Man.

"The only thing I regret about the past is smelling patchouli!"

Far out Man! A pot machine!

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'