Holistic Hippie T-Shirts

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Eco Princess

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Peas on Earth.

Hippie on the moon

The Farmer Sutra.

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

"My joints... are almost done"

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

A hippie saying "Peace"

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'When they go around dressed like that, they're just looking for trouble!'

Dog Owner.

Please keep on/off the grass.

"The only thing I regret about the past is smelling patchouli!"

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

"I've taken up meditation! - Well, it's better than sitting 'round all day doing nothing. . ."

Desk Organizer: In and Far Out, Man.

Far out Man! A pot machine!

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'