Yuletide Troubadour Gifts

Carols

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

The No No No's

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Whatever!

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

City & Western.

The train on the musical line

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

'I'm facing unemployment! The world is running out of nice kids!'

"Yep, I agree: It's pure torture when he plays his harmonica around the campfire..."

Gypsy busker

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

"He's hoping his nose can be used in a cake!"

"He's very busy. One 'Good King Wenceslas', and then about you go."

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

"It started out as my itemized deductions, but it's turned into a novel."

'I'm going to be late dear, the traffic's a mess.'

BIG Christmas tree

On the twelth day of Christmas...

'Take cover, everybody! It's the off key kid and his band of tone deaf outlaws!'

'I got the ain't nobody texting me blues...'

'Twitter is throwing open the whole world of libel to a radical rethink...'

"He really embodies the soul of mid-level management blues."

Santa Claus huddles round a fire made from reindeer antlers