Yuletide Melody Makers T-Shirts

Lots of Santas singing

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Marimba

Guitarist

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"I made you a mixtape."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Piano Recital

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Eric Clapton.

Musical notes bubble gum.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Music downloads

Camping-Pong

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Artist and Musician

Guitar Man.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Six jazz instruments.

Noel Coward.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

'See you in two weeks!'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

A woman playing a keyboard

"Check out this new store."

French horn.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

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Jerry Lordan