Yuletide Learners Gifts

Santa School.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"I'm the designated driver."

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

'... And I even made turpentine sauce.'

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

Christmas Snob

'Scooter driving school' "Mirror, Mirror, Mirror..."

'What a day! A million things on my mind, and not one of them turned up on the test.'

Santa and Chums

"You just finish the drop-off, I'll handle the press."

'Santa Claus really does exist! I just found his website.'

'Do you mean 'naughty or nice' in the traditional sense, or the politically correct sense?'

"And you can download a further selection of our songs at www.carolsingers.com..."

"Bearing in mind that Santa has fact checkers, have you been a good little boy?"

BIG Christmas tree

Santa reads note: Sorry Santa no mince pie or sherry this year blame Farepak.

Mom! Dad! I heard the most fantastic thing today - say, you're doing it!

King is born.

'There will be outbreaks of muzak everywhere.'