Youthful Wishes Gifts

The fountain of puberty

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Active pensioner.

You're only young once but apparently there's no limit on childish. (Published originally on January 15, 2008.)

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Lemonade/Prune-aid

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

Hit Me

'Dad, what were you like when you weren't a kid?'

Too young to be a grandma

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

Genie.

The Ageing Process.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."