Youthful Wishes Prints

The fountain of puberty

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"Miriam keeps me young."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Active pensioner.

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Hit Me

Genie.

The Ageing Process.

Too young to be a grandma

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

You've got the body of a man less than half your age