Youthful Speedster Pillows

A Young Indoor Cyclist

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'Hey, wait for me!'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Man running

Birthday Racing Car

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A souped up car...

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

Rolling Stop.

Congratulations for male runner

Arcarde Patrol

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Graduate

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Sore Loser

'Floor it, Mom!'

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."