'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'
Youthful Musings Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the lively, imaginative essence of youthful musings? Our collection celebrates creativity, curiosity, and the joy of expressing your unique inner world. Whether it's a playful mug, a witty T-shirt, or an inspiring art print, these thoughtful items are perfect for anyone who embraces their creative thoughts and youthful wonder.
Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.
Multi-Generational Books
"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."
Reverse Ageing Laboratory
"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"
'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'
"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."
Children arguing over the name of a fish
'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'
'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'
'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'
"Botox."
"So you dreamed you were an adult?"
Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart
Mall of ages
Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'
Active pensioner.
You're only young once but apparently there's no limit on childish. (Published originally on January 15, 2008.)
'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'
Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity
Girl trying to be a woman
Biblical Teenager
'Dad, what were you like when you weren't a kid?'
'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'
"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"
Man throwing a paper dart.
"Last one to the top's a geriatric."
Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...
The Fountain of Youth.
"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."
'What I wouldn't give to be young and ugly again.'
"I'm playing Santa in the Christmas play. I need a pillow and eight tiny reindeer by Friday."
'Wow! You really do look just like your baby pictures.'
'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'
Youthful Musings Gifts Collection
Youthful Musings Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating youthful musings—quirky, inspiring designs to brighten your mornings or gift to a fellow dreamer.
Youthful Musings Pillows
Find pillows that bring youthful wonder and creative inspiration to your living space—comfortable, fun, and beautifully designed.
Youthful Musings Prints
Browse our art prints inspired by youthful musings—bright, playful designs to inspire your creativity and enhance your décor.
Youthful Musings T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts that speak to the creative spirit—lighthearted, witty, and perfect for showcasing your love for youthful musings.