Youthful Musings Prints

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Multi-Generational Books

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Botox."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Active pensioner.

Mall of ages

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

Girl trying to be a woman

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

Biblical Teenager

Man throwing a paper dart.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

The Fountain of Youth.

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

"I'm playing Santa in the Christmas play. I need a pillow and eight tiny reindeer by Friday."

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

'What I wouldn't give to be young and ugly again.'

'Some of these young school leavers aren't remotely prepared for the realities of the modern work environment.'