Youthful Idealist Gifts

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

Biblical Teenager

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Multi-Generational Books

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'Idealist'

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

The end of innocence

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

Active pensioner.

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!"

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

'Dad, what were you like when you weren't a kid?'

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

Girl trying to be a woman

Man throwing a paper dart.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

The Fountain of Youth.

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."