Youth League Manager Pillows

When travel soccer leagues get out of control.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Kenny Dalglish

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Input From The Front Office

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

Carlo Ancelotti

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

Jose Mourinho

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

Glenn Hoddle

Goal!

'He does what he wants - I blame that new manager, Mourinho!'

'He's one of the drawbacks.'

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

Alex Ferguson

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

"Being a CEO is a bit like being a football manager. . ."