Youth League Manager Pillows

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

Input From The Front Office

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

'He's one of the drawbacks.'

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.