Youth Appreciation Gifts

'I think that life should be lived in reverse - starting at 80 and having your youth to look forward to!'

Text Culture

Hoodie Hang-out

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Musical notes bubble gum.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Nice haircut."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"Viola player coming through!"

Clubbing

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'More hair than brains.'

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

High Pants/Low Pants.

"Miriam keeps me young."

Whatever!

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'Young Love'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"You're fatigued, run down, anxious, with high blood pressure, back ache, and a general malaise. You've got kids."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"