Young Sailor T-Shirts

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

"I know it's your name, Eddie. I just don't think it's the best name for a boat."

Captain in a storm

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Build a Raft

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Education and Apprenticeships

Drunken singers in a public house

Sailor boy

Becalmed yachts

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

"We're luckier than most people..."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

'Bon fromage!'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Captain Balbo and his Marchetti seaplane.

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor.

'What type of line are you using?'

A person is asking for help in the sea. A sailor comes just to the poor man just to make him to pull the boat.

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

Mr Bumble

"Good, I can feel a slight breeze..."

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

Halcyon Prospects.

Row to Row

Send away mower for servicing...get your scythe out of the shed.

'His heels are ruining this deck !'