Young Profit Chaser Gifts

"Jack, when we get down the hill, let's put the pail up for auction."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Profit

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Let's Celebrate

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

Gloat

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

Sales.

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Counting my Bonus...

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'