Young Philosopher Fan Pillows

"I know it's just a political buzzword, but the idea of change really resonates with me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Voltaire

reincarnated worm...

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"Could I ask just one question?"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"One year closer to college!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

What else is there to wish for?

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Now showing, at a University near you...

"You call this a constitution?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

YOLO vs YODO

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

"At least we agree to disagree."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'