Young Philosopher Fan Mugs

"I know it's just a political buzzword, but the idea of change really resonates with me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

reincarnated worm...

Voltaire

"One year closer to college!"

"Could I ask just one question?"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'

What else is there to wish for?

"You call this a constitution?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Now showing, at a University near you...

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

YOLO vs YODO

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"At least we agree to disagree."