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"Recess does things to a man."

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'Do you come here often?'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"Wanna go out?"

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"So you're sure...toilet-papering Sylvia Sanchez's house is the best way to get her attention?"

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'Sweet, Caroline?'

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

"I guess you could say we're into each other."

'There are plenty of fish in the sea and I just got myself some fresh bait!'

'Who says suave sophistication is dead?'

'Physicists talking dirty'

'If I may paraphrase Dr. Martin Luther King, I have a dream that one day I will not be judged by the color of my money, but by the content of my pants.'

'No, sorry, I just work here.'

Senior Pick-Up Lines

Flirtation

'You can have these for nothing. They're the same ones you had on when you came in.'

May I carry your wireless eBook Reader to school for you?

'Yes I like your approach... Now let's see your departure!'

"My Google Glass is up here."