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"Talk nerdy to me."

"If you're not doing anything on Saturday night... why don't we boot up together?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Sexual chemistry set

"Recess does things to a man."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

"Call me, Ishmael."

'Do you come here often?'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"Wanna go out?"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"How's this? Hot enough for you?"

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"Thanks for walking me home."

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

Flytrap nerd.

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Social median

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

'Sweet, Caroline?'

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

"Well, hellooo gorgeous! Did you hear the humans named a position after us?"

"May I eat at the bar ... read your paper, text friends and hit on you?"