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"Talk nerdy to me."

"If you're not doing anything on Saturday night... why don't we boot up together?"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Sexual chemistry set

"Recess does things to a man."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Call me, Ishmael."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'Do you come here often?'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"Wanna go out?"

"How's this? Hot enough for you?"

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

Flytrap nerd.

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

"Thanks for walking me home."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

Social median

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'Sweet, Caroline?'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

Bio Lab. The experiments indicate olfactory sensing of pheromones might play a role in romantic attraction. Love is blind but it has a great sense of smell!

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

"Well, hellooo gorgeous! Did you hear the humans named a position after us?"

What a pear?