Young Farmhand Prints

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Thank you, Essential Workers

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

An early space launch attempt.

"They’re real."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Free Range Employees.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Cow of BEEF

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Where's my glove?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Education and Apprenticeships

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'This is a real barnburner.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Cow Pilot.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Dogs and Chickens

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'