Funny Farmhand Prints

"Over, damn you, over!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Oh Hi!'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"They’re real."

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Static cling."

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Food fight!'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

'Here's a job that sounds just like mine, oh-oh, it is mine.'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"Start talking."