Farmhand Prints

"The farm is only looking for someone part-time, no more than 80 hours a week."

'The new hired hand said since it's Earth Day, he's going to give the earth a break and not plow today.'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"I think I'll call the new foal Bill. . .He's due at the end of the month."

Farmer Sacrifices Himself to Save the Dung

'Go ahead...make my hay!'

'Stop grumbling-on this farm everyone works.'

'Did you know the boss can do bird imitations? Right now he's watching us like a hawk.'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'Shall we order the house wine?'

Farmer eating lunch on resting cow.

'Yes, I did tell you to name your salary. I call mine, Tiny Tim.'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

"Have you watered the horse?"

"Now that part of them is known as the gluteus maximus, or as we call it, the 'sweet spot'."

"Have you milked all the cows?"

"I feel guilty about working for you. . . I'm doing two horses out of work."

'Now don't tell me what I did wrong, let me guess.'

"Why did you fire him?"

"Do cows grunt?.... I must have milked a pig then."

Economic Turnaround

"His doctor said he needed to learn to relax. He's sure a fast learner!"

The rhubarb

Scary Scarecrow

"They’re real."

The British, Picking Fruit

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"No stranger, this ain't the OK Corral"

'Boy, when I grow up I'll never complain about the price of milk.'

"The boss is a real turkey...he told me to get my ducks in a row or my goose is cooked...I was gonna tell him to quit squawking at me, but I chickened out!"

"I don't know about you, but I hate it when they bring in the French shearers..."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"