Young Farmhand Mugs

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Thank you, Essential Workers

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"They’re real."

An early space launch attempt.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'Where's my glove?'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Education and Apprenticeships

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Dogs and Chickens

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."