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'I must be growing up. I took a bath without being told to.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

TV and cleaner

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

In the art gallery

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

'My mom invented baths!'

Medieval Torture

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!