Young Child Gifts

"You hugging me? Are you hugging me? I don't see anyone else here... YOU HUGGING ME??"

'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The Art Student.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Just be yourself."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Computer Room.

Polly txt speak

At the Museum

I like the Jets...I guess

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Director/Action Man toy.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'