Young Chef Supporter Pillows

'I'm fixing breakfast - how do you like your eggs, black or dark brown?'

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Sushi Train Set.

Boys Cooking

Boy baking a cake.

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

'Step 5. Call the Fire Department.'

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"I want you to be well in life, son...."

'This soufle is hard.' - 'No it isn't, your teeth are soft.'

'There's nothing good to eat!'

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

'Just call me Delia...'

'We were playing Doctor and I was sterilizing the gloves.'

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

"I can't wait to go home and replace all your sports channels with cooking channels."

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

'Son, do you think I'm ready for my own cooking show?'

Jo Jo Was Anything But a Quitter.

"We try to give him a realistic outlook on life."

"There's something wrong with your dinner."

"No, dear. This meal isn't undercooked, you just haven't burnt it, for a change."

"By the way, hon, great food, great wine, great you."