Young Actors Pillows

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Just be yourself."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'They all want to play the star.'

Leslie Caron.

Joan Hickson

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Drummer

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

'I preferred his earlier work.'

'Therapy in L.A.'

Drama Llama

Woody Allen

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Accepting for..."

Melanie Griffith

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

Janet Leigh

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

A panhandler with a sign that reads "I'll never work in this town again!".