Yogurt Adventurer Pillows

Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Before/After

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Holiday Supplies

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

How lazy people decide what to eat

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Platter confusion.

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Anti-inflammation recipes

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

International House of Excrement