Yo-yo Master Gifts

'It's walking! It's walking!'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Yoyo sheep

Sales.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

Important Muscles.

Yo Yo Tricks.

Yoyos

Yo-Yo Sales

'I could only afford a Yo.'

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

Ah, geez, there goes my groin muscle again.

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

"They grow up so slow."

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

"Do you mind?"

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

Man with Yoyo, "He was never over-lavish at entertaining clients."

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

Spider has thread with yo-yo at end

Anabolic Steroids

'My wife doesn't understand that I need to unwind after work.'

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

Working Out

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

'The story of how I invented the yo-yo is a classic tale of highs, lows, highs, lows...'