Yin-yang Explorer Gifts

"Am I Yin and you're Yang, or is it the other way around?"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

EU and India partnership.

'You must heal yourself.'

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

FAQs.

Imagine

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

The Path

"Did you have a cat?"

"All the celebrities come here."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'