Yelp Enthusiast Gifts

Listen to this Yelp review of our caf

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

Room service.

Sparrow Hilton

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Internet Name Tags.

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

NEW FALL LINEUP

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

Stun-gun target practice.

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

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