Yelp Enthusiast Gifts

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Sparrow Hilton

Room service.

Internet Name Tags.

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

NEW FALL LINEUP

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

Stun-gun target practice.

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Do you have a menu sorted by relevance, average customer review, and price low to high?"

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

The Chrysler Buildinger

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."