Yellow Jersey Dreamers Pillows

Tour de France champion Jacques Anquetil

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Bradley Wiggins

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Chris Froome

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

You're my Statue of Liberty

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

'Yes! How does if feel to be giving birth to a future kicker in professional football?'

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

Born to rock.

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

Seniors Pro (putt putt) Golf Tour.

Floyd Landis: I would have preferred a good bottle of whiskey.

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.

Miracle mirror

"Hi - we're called Clingfilm and we are a cover band. . ."

Manhattan Cat atop the Chrysler Building

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

Celebrity anagrams: I'm a rock child me (Answer: Charlie Dimmock)

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

"Would it have killed him to put in a basketball hoop?!"

Covid Secure Olympics

"How do ya like that? They rejected our request that they build the new stadium out here!"

Devil Uses Halo for Hoop

Truth be told, Stanley didn't even like basketball, despite always being picked first.

King Kong yelling for the 'Elevator!' on top of the Empire State Building

Tour de France cyclist Jan Ullrich

'Are you the one that wanted a ball team?'

'...Because of his size, we want to give him time to develop.'