Yellow Jersey Dreamers Pillows

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Bradley Wiggins

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

You're my Statue of Liberty

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

Floyd Landis: I would have preferred a good bottle of whiskey.

"Hi - we're called Clingfilm and we are a cover band. . ."

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.

Miracle mirror

Manhattan Cat atop the Chrysler Building

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

Celebrity anagrams: I'm a rock child me (Answer: Charlie Dimmock)

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

Covid Secure Olympics

King Kong yelling for the 'Elevator!' on top of the Empire State Building

Devil Uses Halo for Hoop

Truth be told, Stanley didn't even like basketball, despite always being picked first.

"Would it have killed him to put in a basketball hoop?!"

'...Because of his size, we want to give him time to develop.'

'Are you the one that wanted a ball team?'

"Look, Emily. We have no chemistry. All we have is recess."