Jetpack Dreamers Pillows

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

Deregulated Baseball

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'Due to company cutbacks, you won't be getting that raise. However, to earn extra money, I can hire you to wash my corporate jet.'

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

Miracle mirror

Floyd Landis: I would have preferred a good bottle of whiskey.

Excess Baggage

"Hi - we're called Clingfilm and we are a cover band. . ."

"The possibilities are endless!" "The possibilities ended."

Xtreme Orson

'We're a forward-thinking business, so I thought we'd go for this rather than a private jet. Want a lift?'

"Behold, friends! Today, with this jetpack, I will escape the shackles of earth and do what all true birds are meant to do!!"

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

Celebrity anagrams: I'm a rock child me (Answer: Charlie Dimmock)

'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'

'Digital-Age Mirage.'

"I hope by the time I'm old enough to have kids, they'll be self-cleaning."

Tattoos & super powers removed

'Being a roady for the rock band Pearl Jam is cool, but I don't see how that qualifies you to head-up our HR department.'

"Dad, can I use the company airplane tonight?"

'I plan to do some travelling before I give up and move back in with the folks.'

"I looked. Up in the the sky. It was a bird."