Jetpack Enthusiast Pillows

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Welcome to the Team

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"When you said that your boyfriend had a six-pack..."

'One carry-on!'

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

Deregulated Baseball

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

Airshow.

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

'This backpack thing is getting completely out of hand.'

Xtreme Orson

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

'Man, this living out of a suitcase is getting old!'

Students with backpacks walk in front of doors marked School Counselor, School Nurse, and School Chiropractor.

'It's perfect!'

Image of school girl with backpack.

"I'm going on a week-long hike so I'll need a tattoo of a back pack ... "

"The Great Ikeamids"

'We're a forward-thinking business, so I thought we'd go for this rather than a private jet. Want a lift?'

"Behold, friends! Today, with this jetpack, I will escape the shackles of earth and do what all true birds are meant to do!!"