Jet Pack Enthusiast Pillows

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'

Welcome to the Team

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"When you said that your boyfriend had a six-pack..."

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

'One carry-on!'

Deregulated Baseball

"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

Airshow.

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

Flat pack sales assistant

Xtreme Orson

'Man, this living out of a suitcase is getting old!'

A flat-pack cow.

"Behold, friends! Today, with this jetpack, I will escape the shackles of earth and do what all true birds are meant to do!!"

'We're a forward-thinking business, so I thought we'd go for this rather than a private jet. Want a lift?'

"The Great Ikeamids"

A large whale is beached on the shore from crashing on his jet ski.

Santa Needs a Brand New Way To Lug His Bag

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

"There's always one annoying piece left over."