Yearly Reflection Enthusiasts Gifts

No Mourners

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"It's been a bit of a roller coaster year so far."

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

A wise man marvels at the commonplace.

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"I was 13 once. It was hard."

Pirated mirrors.

Antiques

Boating Reflection

Are we nearly there yet?

2017 glass half full

"Short straw gets the ribbon and the diaper!"

"A minute on the lips"

"The new year will bring more of the same... only different."

The little engine that coulda woulda shoulda

"I'm at that sweet spot in my career...right between 'young and underpaid' and 'old and too expensive.'"

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."

Exercise for the end of the day...

'The New Year break really gives you a chance to have a fresh look at life...at what you're achieving with your limited time on this earth.'

2021 Highlights on TV - Viewer Discretion Advised

"That's your best shot at a New Year's resolution? Stop flushing dental floss down the toilet?"

"On second thought, could I honestly handle this big of a lifestyle change?"