Year Collector Pillows

1986 is my year

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Sundial Time

Jazz is Invented

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Cat Show

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Six jazz instruments.

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Dog Calenders.

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."