Yard Work Jokes Pillows

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

Gardener

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

"I've found the lawnmower!"

'I'm out of bags.'

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

'Just so you know, leaning on a rake and looking at the sky is not 'yard work', and thus may not be entered into your 'I do so help around the house' defense.'

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

"I'm taking back control of my borders!!"

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

'You took some nice photos of your autumn leaves. Which one is you favourite.'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Blower wars.

'You really ought to consider putting in Astro Turf, Myers.'

Last Leaf

"Sir, are all these compliments and this reminiscing about my time here leading up to my termination?"

"And so it begins!"

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

Leaf Blowers: Loudly making yard work someone else's problem since the 1960's.

"Kinda rushin' fall, ain't ya?"

"Is this the ride on lawn mower you advertised?"