Yard Work Jokes Pillows

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

Gardener

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

'I'm out of bags.'

'Just so you know, leaning on a rake and looking at the sky is not 'yard work', and thus may not be entered into your 'I do so help around the house' defense.'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

"I'm taking back control of my borders!!"

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

Last Leaf

"And so it begins!"

"Sir, are all these compliments and this reminiscing about my time here leading up to my termination?"

Man uses leaf blower to blow cat from treetop.

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

'You took some nice photos of your autumn leaves. Which one is you favourite.'

Blower wars.

'You really ought to consider putting in Astro Turf, Myers.'

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

Leaf Blowers: Loudly making yard work someone else's problem since the 1960's.

Fall leaves blowing in the neighbor's yard.

"Kinda rushin' fall, ain't ya?"