Yard Humor Enthusiast Pillows

Shooting Leaves

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Dedication to excellence....

Beginning Yarder.

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Start talking."

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'John... is that a collar?'

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Leaves.

'Just so you know, leaning on a rake and looking at the sky is not 'yard work', and thus may not be entered into your 'I do so help around the house' defense.'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'Let's see... two clucks, three baas, one quack, two oinks, and eight neighs- once again, the neighs have it.'

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

'Miaow??'

The punishment of a 'SELF MILKER'!